I found myself talking to myself today. Here's a short excerpt.
Me: I freakin' really can't freakin' read another freakin' word.
Me2: Maybe you can hire someone to record themselves reading these cases out loud and then listen to the recording.
Me: Who would be stupid enough to want that job?
Me2: Good point.
Me: Maybe at least I could be hypnotized into believing I have a photographic memory. Then I would only have to read, and not re-read and re-read in order to actually understand what I just read.
Me2: Sure. Hypnotism. Great idea. Grab the yellow pages.
Me2: Any other options come to mind?
Me: Well, there's always simply not reading. Or sticking the pages together with gum.
Me2: Now you're thinking!
- I'm Feelin':confused